Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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