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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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