Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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