Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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