That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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