Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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