i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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