I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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