I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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