You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
