i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Terrible idea I love it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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