talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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