Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The ass gains better be worth it
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