matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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