it was like his penis was on wheels.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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