ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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