I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i permit you to call me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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