Buhtt sex?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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