Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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