That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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