awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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