Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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