so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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