So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
