She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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