We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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