my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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