I feel like abortions should bother me more
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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