I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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