what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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