So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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