i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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