I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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