its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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