You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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