can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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