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(919): View more from North Carolina

just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(905): View more from Ontario

i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.

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(915): View more from Texas

Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Get your penis over here NOW. emergency

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

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