What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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