Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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