rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I have vodka in my lungs
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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