I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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