It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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