even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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