the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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