He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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