If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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