so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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