As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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