I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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