my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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