I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you win again, gameday.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
God, I missed his penis.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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