About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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