But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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