I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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