i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
How naked do you want me to be?
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