i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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