Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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